I love pizza.

If I could, I’d eat pizza for dinner every night. And for lunch. And breakfast. And my mid-morning snack. And my afternoon snack. And my bedtime snack.

I love pizza!

That’s why I recently bought a new conveyor oven, so I can have continuos pizza!

I turn that puppy on, and it just runs. Continously! All I have to do is plop a raw pizza in one end, then fresh, piping-hot, mouth-watering pizza comes out the other end!

Although I discovered one flaw with this continuous pizza oven…

Just having the oven doesn’t mean I automatically get continuous pizza.

After investing all this money, I discovered I have to actually make a pizza crust, and cover it in toppings, and put that raw pizza in the oven. What a disappointment.

I was sure that buying a continous pizza oven would give me continuous pizza.

Oh wait. Did I say continuous pizza oven? I meant continuous deliverey pipeline.